He never told me where he came from. I never asked who his family had been. (x)
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
Yep! Last Friday in Pomona, they were really great and yeah I read that on their facebook, that’s a whole lotta bullshit. Who the fuck steals shit from cars in Guitar Center parking lot? Assholes, that’s who.
Gene Belcher - Feminist